Psychotic Nekomata's Hangout

ketolic:

kingkimochi:

orangelemonart asked you:

Allow me to make you sadder/ What if he ran into alpha Feferi and she did the same thing because the newly dead often don’t remember that they are dead or how they died and think their memories cut off months prior often so she is shooshing him and comforting him and then she remembers.

HDASKF YOU’RE KILLING MEE nOOO

why 

(Because he deserves it. Because no matter what people say to defend him, he killed Feferi, tried to kill Kanaya and Sollux, and destroyed the Matriorb, ruining the hope of the entire Troll race. Sure, they may not have been the nicest race around, but they weren’t ALL inherently evil and Eridan, in that one move, practically committed genocide. He deserves to suffer. He deserves to feel nothing but pain. Sorry. I know you wanted it to be sad, and I respect that, but I personally find pleasure in it.)

ask-sexually-deprived-eve:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING

JUST

A DRAWING

NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY

QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY

GO NUTS

-Hugo

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

(This is a Japanese hornet. This is responsible for 40 deaths a year.

Wasps? Pussies.)

(Source: ilestlanuit)

neweggland:

In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your: 

Skype Name

Email Address

Facebook

Instagram 

AIM/Google Chat

Cell Number [Make sure we’re in the same country!]

Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch. 

Please do this, I’d be very happy to!

(I doubt it’ll get this bad, but sure, why not? You can ask me for my Skype Name. Anything else… not so much.)

(Source: claraswilliams)

nepetaquest:

rorpie:

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• their initial offer is too low
• possible unnecessary ad space
• stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
• “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
• “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

i am going to vomit blood

(What, that’s all? They forgot a few good ones.

WORLD OF WARCRAFTERS STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND JOIN THE CAUSE, IT’LL BE JUST LIKE ARCHIMONDE ALL OVER AGAIN!

BRONIES STOP FUCKING SHITTING YOURSELVES OVER EQUESTRIA GIRLS AND PREPARE YOUR ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNONS, EXCEPT CHANGE LOVE AND TOLERANCE TO HATE AND EXTREME PREJUDICE!

TOUHOU FANATICS GET YOUR DANMAKU READY AND DRAWN YAHOO IN A SEA OF NEVERENDING BULLETS!

I am disappointed none of these showed up.)

despairkomaeda:

psychoticnekomata:

despairkomaeda:

it’s been twenty minutes since yahoo bought tumblr. the dashboard is starting to develop purple rashes. smiley emoticons are bubbling up on them like boils. the space where icons used to be is scratching off to reveal default yahoo answers icons. the tags are flaking off and a writhing mass of yahoo messenger is visible underneath. the yahoofluenza is spreading to my fingers as i type this. tumblr is over. humanity is over.

(Wow, you must be a pretty damn good time traveler then ‘cause it’s still blue over here.)

no you don’t understand the infection hasn’t reached you yet run while you still can

(Nah. I used Yahoo Messenger a long time ago, so I’ve developed an immunity to it. Henceforth I’ll just sit by and watch this so called “destruction of humanity.” I’ll leave if Yahoo does ruin Tumblr, but assuming it absolutely will no matter what is just silly.)

despairkomaeda:

it’s been twenty minutes since yahoo bought tumblr. the dashboard is starting to develop purple rashes. smiley emoticons are bubbling up on them like boils. the space where icons used to be is scratching off to reveal default yahoo answers icons. the tags are flaking off and a writhing mass of yahoo messenger is visible underneath. the yahoofluenza is spreading to my fingers as i type this. tumblr is over. humanity is over.

(Wow, you must be a pretty damn good time traveler then ‘cause it’s still blue over here.)